Assfirmations
when someone farts and looks around to get affirmation that others experienced the gas.
eric farted a quality silent puff of gas and looked around for -ssfirmation.
noun (as-fer-may-shuns); any negative or derogatory comment made in reference to those below you on the food chain. any comment that those sad f-cks make to try to avoid overdosing on xanax.
-ssfirmations of the day: i love myself! (even though i don’t). i am beautiful! (even though i’m an ugly f-ck).
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