Assfumble
running into a man and dropping your things as a result. mark sanchez is pr-ne to -ssfumbling, but an -ssfumble can happen on the street. walking into a man and dropping your bag or running towards the line of scrimmage and hitting your offensive lineman in the -ss, fumbilng.
football example: mark sanchez has the ball, he makes contact with his lineman, -ssfumble! patriots have the ball! patriots have the ball!
everyday example: man, i was walking to the store when i ran into a guy and totally -ssfumbled my phone.
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