Assgobblin


munching your boyfriend’s hairy -sshole for so long you develop lockjaw.
dude is -ssgobblin like a fizziend, suddenly he can’t shut his mouth: “dawwwm howwwney, iww cawwn’t clowwse mywww jawwwws.”

dude 2 “too much -ssgoblin, baby, here let me rub your cheeks.”
a gobblin that originates from the -ss. usally used as an insult.
“your an -ssgobblin.”

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