assham
one who is generally acting like an idiot, or, someone pretentious who is extremely annoying (i.e. bimbos in any public place screaming complete nonsense and laughing maniacally in their cell phones so you can hear what a fun conversation they’re having…)
buffy yelled “ohh myyy goddddddd!!! he did notttt!?!?!?!” into her cell phone while in her bmw convertible in b-tts-to-nuts traffic next to the surfer dudes in the 1972 chevy impala that they paid $7500 for. the dudes looked at her in disgust and said to each other “she is an -ssham.”
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having a nasty -ss; an -ss that looks like chipped ham. a gross, untoned, disgusting -ss.
sean, you have some serious -ss ham
girl ew, you got some -ss ham going on there, tone that sh-t up!
when your walking in a crowd and the smell seeps from the -ss cheeks and surprises your nostrils with a rank -ss stench.
waitin in line at disneyland, and mrs. fatty tourist son of a b-tch stadin in front fo me chaffin like f-ck and gettin her -ss ham in my face.
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