you joke about someone and it offends someone and the get “b*tt hurt”
he got *ssh*tched when i said his teeth were too big for his mouth. haha, he was b*tt hurt.
- joe allend
this is the act in which a person is decimate in the midfield of a football pitch. when one gets joe allen’d they have been destroyed as a human and become lifeless. lads did you see pogba get joe allen’d last night?
- facist pig
a person that thinks jews are bad because they refuse to give them a d*mn cigarrete. f*cking facist pig; get your *ss over here
- exquisitely f*ckable
a way to describe someone who has reached the apex of s*xual attractiveness. meredith is so beautiful she should be rated exquisitely f*ckable.
a beautiful, fat, angelic, ugly mixture of a pooh bear, seal and walrus brooke is pealrus