asshole cement
a name for usually fatty foods that produce tar-like feces which requires excessive amonts of toiletpaper to clean and/or a shower afterwards to feel normal again.
peabody: “hey gus i just got some cheese curds from the store would you like to try some?’
gus: “peabody you must be bat sh-t crazy, everyone knows that cheese curds are -sshole cement”
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