asshole crumble
-sshole crumble: unlike the delicious dessert dish of similar nomenclature, this crumble is inedible and, to be honest, smelly. appearing when a poo isn’t entirely flushed away, these disgusting t-rd-curds will cheerily repopulate an otherwise fresh toilet bowl (leaving a gag-worthy surprise for the next hapless user).
could you please double-flush next time? i can’t bear to be blind-sided by another one of your (famous) -sshole crumbles like that. gross
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