Asshole Meter


the -sshole meter is a way that you can rate yourself to find out if you are a complete and utter -sshole. the meter goes like this.

level 1: jerk, probably where most people fall on this list, they’re generally nice people but at times can be a bit of a d-ckhead.

level 2: d-ck, this is the guy who you see calling girls “his b-tches” and trying to get on every girl he sees.

level 3: douchebag, popped collar, hair gelled, sungl-sses at night, you know the deal.

level 4: -sshole, if you rate here, then you probably don’t have many friends, you’re an -sshole all the time, you’re that guy who scream at the drive through worker for ten minutes for forgetting the straw, or the guy who would literally steal candy from a baby.
girl 1: i think i might like joe.

girl 2: really he is such a douche on the -sshole meter.

girl 1: really i only thought he was a d-ck?

girl 2: look at the collar! and it’s ten o’clock at night, why the h-ll is he wearing sungl-sses?

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