Asshole Quotient


the easier a guy makes his money, and the younger he is when he does so, and the amount of money the guy makes, added to how good looking he is, determines his “-sshole quotient”.(aq). therefore:

young good looking guy
+ easy money
= thinking they rule the world
jay was a young, good looking, successful man in his early twenties. he thought that the world (including beautiful women being thrown at him on a regular basis) was owed to him. he had a very high a.q.

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