asshole stinger


after you take a big sh-t, you cant sit down because your -sshole burns like h-ll.
the other day my friend was over my house when he needed to take a sh-t. unfortunately he clogged my toilet but in revenge he couldn’t sit down for a week because of the -sshole stinger he got.

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