Asshole wrapped in bacon


the utter most worst smelling thing ever smelt before.
person a: woah dude you smell that?
person b: f-ck! teah! thats smells like -sshole wrapped in bacon!
person c: haha sorry guys, that was me.
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the most horrible stench to ever touch ones nose.

a smell that would made one seriously think about taking his own life to take a retour away from it.
example 1: austin- hehehehe
james- holy sh-t! what is that?!? that smells like -sshole wrapped in bacon!
austin- no that smells like 7 taco bell bean buritos.

example 2: austin- -sprays body spray-
james- dude. stop. that smells like -sshole wrapped in bacon.

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