assholed


to get extremeley drunk… which makes you behave like a complete idiotic -sshole. basically you got f-cked by alcohol(up da -ss).
man, we drank so much we got totally -ssholed.
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the act of someone’s car getting hit from behind or hitting someone’s car from behind.
eric: did you hear about steve’s car?
dave: i sure did, steve was sitting at the red light and some drunk guy -ssholed him.

ashlee: i got -ssholed the other day in traffic.
erin: yeah, that guy nailed you pretty hard from behind! is your car totaled?
the act of being hoodwinked by an annoyingly clever set of circ-mstances or person.
nick just -ssholed me into taking him home and asking for a candy bar as my terms of payment.
the process of f-cking someone in the -ss.
“the other day i -ssholed this girl”

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