assholeitis


a disease in which a teenager regresses in a fit of narcissism, self-centeredness, and egocentrism, refusing to be accountable to own behavior, projecting anger, rage, and immaturity throughout the world, with a sprinkling of -ss-holeishness.
a person with -ssholeitis may display: screaming in parents’ face, in a high pitched, screeching, nonsensical grandiose way, in an attempt to be re-breastfed. a person with -ssholeitis will also display pervasive denial. (seek attention from perturbed, tired, teenage peers.)

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