Assholitosis
this is when someone is talking so much sh-t that the stench coming from their mouth could be mistaken for the other end of their anatomy.
guy 1: ” and then this super hot chick walked up to me and asked me for my number.”
guy 2: ” i can’t listen to anymore of this. you need to go see a doctor about your -ssholitosis.”
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