assing


to -ss, or to kick -ss (as in a game or other happening)
yo, we are so -ssing you in the game tomorrow.
acting like an -ss.
man that customer i just got off the phone with was really -ssing.
the process of using one’s -ss to suggest that another person move elsewhere.
“dude, what are you doing in my face”
“sorry man, that guy was -ssing me this way”
when the car behind you is literally on your -ss!
that car is totally -ssing me!!!

(i hate it when this happens. & no, i don’t even drive slow!!)
some one…who is..jacking around..and sh-t
dude…quit -ssing around.
a marching band hazing ritual whereby, upon first performance of an incorrect note, a new band member’s face is rubbed in the bare b-ttocks of another member.
that new sousaphonist has such an -ssing coming to him!

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