Assistant Crack Whore



*ssistant crack wh*r*s are often mistaken as a step below the typical crack wh*r*. but in reality, they are not actual crack wh*r*s, or even below the crack wh*r*s. they just *ssist the crack wh*r*s and often times are the more cool and legite of the group and just are entertained by the bizarre mannerisms and lifestyle in general that goes along with crack wh*r*s.
dad: buddy pal girl , i’m promoting you to “*ssistant crack wh*r*”. daughter: w.t.f. ? i can’t even be the actual crack wh*r* i get to be *ssistant crack who’re?? dad: oh no no buddy pal girl. you’re not anything like a crack wh*r*, you just *ssist them:)
officially, the worst job in america.
this year, there’s a new “worst job in america”, displacing the old number one for the last five consecutive years – “crack wh*r*”. the new number one: “*ssistant crack wh*r*”

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