Assisted Five
when a person is offered a high five and refuses to give it and a fellow person grabs said person’s hand and gives the man offering a high five a high five.
high five?
naw.
(man walks by and sees the struggle and grabs the man’s hand and gives the high five )
-ssisted five! i’ll take it
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