assiton assimilators
another name for toilet paper (bungwipe, paper toliets, rollios, tp, b-ttwipe, etc.)
{james, in a toilet stall adjacent to one that somebody else is using}: hey buddy next door! do you have any -ssiton -ssimilators that i can borrow?
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