assjerk


jerk1 ( p ) pr-nunciation (-ss-jûrk)
v. -ssjerked, -ssjerk·ing, -ssjerks
v. tr.

1. the fast and furious movement of the bowles.
2. the conjoining of -sshole and jerk indicating very poor behavior.
3. i was driving along the road when i got -ssjerked but some cr-p driver.
4. those guys are such a group of -ssjerks.
“that lame pker is such an -ssjerk!”
n.- a person who conciously tries to irritate others; one who finds humor in annoying other people.
“i understand your mother never gave you attention as a child, billy, but you’re being a real -ss-jerk.
one who, upon seeing a good-looking girl or guy approaching them, jerks their head around after they p-ss, to check out their -ss.
on the street, in the hallway at work, he didn’t care – he was an -ss jerk anywhere, always turning his head back to see the -ss on who he just p-ssed.

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