assken
-ssken is an -ss man to be sure,he always starts at the bottom and works his way up, sliding his tongue into and out of every major crevice along the way to the the top where he will remain king -ssken for ever reigning -ss the best -ss licker of female -ss of all time!
“-ssken the king of all -sslickers broke me the f-ck off with his -ss licking abilities” said the fair maiden, go ahead, -ssken.
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- assmilkyballs
when the giz in one’s -ss drains out and smothers one’s b-lls. dude i was bangin my gf in the -ss, and she gave me -ssmilkyb-lls!
- Ass scorch
to flatuate in another persons rear end. sigmund: dag, i dropped my sock. bill: better get it! (bill’s bowels churn) -siggy bends over to get sock, while bill aproaches- -bill -ss scorches siggy- siggy: come on man! that stanks!
- ass-slapping balls
the act of male t-st-cl-s slapping their partners -ss during s-x. the best way to determine the “core”ness of s-x is by how hard the males t-st-cl-s are slapping their partners -ss. he was scr-w-ng her so hard those were -ss-slapping b-lls!
- asstifying
the act of an -sshole (usually a friend of yours) who is know to fail frequently pulling something amazing off man 1: hey you know my friend blank man 2: the one who ate his own poo? man 1: yea, well he got that super models number man2: now that is -sstifying
- assturd
after -ss is cut, the definitive aroma of sweet, pungeant and spicy all at the same time, resembling a sandwich condiment. a multi-layered fart, such as a fine wine’s profile. orinally found in the seekers mantown dictionary the air was so thick after ken’s fart that i felt compelled to swirl my pretzel rod into […]