AssKnees


n. the striking “strategy” of team quest lay-n-pray fighters, notably joe “die” warren and chael sonnen (r-or). this abomination of a technique is the ultimate non-offensive maneuver used solely to win points and “get the w”.

however, recent uses of -ssknees requires one to think that -ssknees may save mma in the long run, as if you are not good enough to ward of the onslaught of -ssknees, you deserve defeat and are a disgrace to mma.

sadly, those who suffered the fate of -ssknees are not available to comment as they still cannot sit to reply to emails.

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joe warren in bellator, joe warren vs kid yamamoto, chael sonnen vs nate mardquart and yushin okami

joe warren continues towards the bellator fw championship using those -ssknees to whoop on some legit, but seriously lacking in -ssknee defense.

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