asslep
-sslep noun.- as-s-lep- meaning to a form of sleeping with your b-tt in the air as you dream of leaping and frolocking in the meadows
i love playing the guessing game of “did bryant fall -sslep?” i should know by now but sometimes i forget and i feel like i have a 10 minute convo with myself via text.
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