Asslock


the act in which one person is suspended in the air with their limbs inserted into 4 other people’s -ss’s forming the -sslock.
hey man man do you want go -sslock peter tonight?

sure, lets round up the family and lube up.
when someone’s entire body arches backwards and tenses up because something in being inserted in their -ss, they remain locked in this position because if they relax just for a second, the object may go in their -ss.
i’m going to jam this stick up his -ss and get him in an -sslock.
i tried to put my c-ck in my girl’s add last night, i only got the head in when she went all -sslock on me.

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