ASSMALLOW


a hispanic chick with a booty like a marsh mallow.

sometimes used sarcastically towards lanky b-tches, insulting them dramatically.
alfie – hey john galord, have you seen melisa yesterday? she had a d-mn good -ssmallow mmmm soo plum and full, i just couldn’t resist.

john g-yl-rdn- alfie, the only -ssmallow you can get is yo moms bony -ss

rinds!
(-ss-mallow) a girl with a curvy, big, round -ss that seems to get the crowds attention. every time a girl that has an -ss mallow walks buy, you cant help but stare at it and think off nothing but her mallow -ss! – and all you wanna do is eat dat thang!
(girl walks past a crowd)

all their mouths water with excitement wanting that -ss mallow.
(-ss-mallow) a girl with a curvy, big, round -ss that seems to get the crowds attention. every time a girl that has an -ss mallow walks buy, you cant help but stare at it and think off nothing but her mallow -ss! – and all you wanna do is eat dat thang!
(girl walks past a crowd)

all their mouths water with excitement wanting that -ss mallow.

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