Assmanheimer’s Disease


a condition whereby a persons frequently opens their mouth when they shouldn’t while publicly displaying their b-ttcrack.
d-mn that -ssmanheimer’s disease. once again he got me in trouble with his mouth and blinded me with his crack!

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