assmath


the process of justification through the conjuring of numbers derived from one’s -n-s. often pertaining to the process off budgetification.
“according to my calculations we’ll need approximately 1.21 teraflops and an an ice cream truck filled with dead hookers.”
“was that derrived from a baeysian algorythm?”
“no man, it’s just -ssmath.”

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