assmo


noun used by steven stifler from american pie 1 & 2, and american wedding. it’s similiar to a person who likes gapage (-n-l s-x) or anything inserted into their r-ct-m.
“happy f-ck day, -ssmo!” – stifler
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an invader of a bovine -n-l cavity.
“man eli your such a -ssmo”
someone who likes things insertded into there ractom or another name for deushbag, basically.
that guy is such an -ssmo
n. a person who inserts foriegne objects into a cows -n-l cavity.

v. using force to give a cow -n-l pleasure.
n. “you are such an -ssmo eric”

v. “did you try to -ssmo him john”

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    when a person wipes his r-ct-m onto the outer region of a coffee mug(usually where the mouth will be placed) with the objective to trick another person in using that mug unknowingly my boss took out all his cr-p on me today so i -ss mugged him to make me feel better.

  • Ass Purge

    to involitarily empty your gastro-intestinal system through your -ss. causes extreme pain. after effects may include bleeding after wiping. i just -ss purged and now i can’t sit down.

  • assroom

    an indoor sp-ce overrun with jack-sses; a room inhabited by fools or nitwits. the u.s. senate trains scholars of the legal cl-ssroom to holler in the legal -ssroom.

  • Assthma

    the chronic condition that occurs after deep breathing fumes from another persons nasty dump. i went for a jog at lunch and went to change in the bathroom. hank was in there taking a nasty cr-p. i was still breathing heavy and i cant stop coughing now. i think i caught a case of -ssthma. […]

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    a made up corrupted word for those with no life. an emotion not current to this life time. the being in a “nothing” mode. tabatha is in an astefrat


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