assmonk
a nickname of unknown origin. commonly has no significant meaning.
word up -ssmonk? or smoke this -ssmonk!
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this is a friendly way to refer to our mate tom
h-llo -ssmonk, how are you today?
flaming h-m-s-xual
a ginger haired gamer from milton keynes who absolutely kicks -ss at all games he will rape u at halo 2 or just win with obscenely high scores if u get into a vehicle (tut tut u n008z he will say) (possible variations include -ss monkeh and mr -sshat)
hey look its -ss monk…..
ahh im getting my -ss kicked….
quick lets be n008s and get into a vehicle…..
argh he still kicked our -sses
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