Assmorized


to be completely mesmorized by a gorgeous -ss.
not only for straight guys, its a great gay word too.
“mmmm… -ss…”
“dude, you’re -ssmorized!”

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    much like b-tt nector. -ss nectar is for larger fat people and plumbers that expose it to the world, whether on purpose or accident. holy cr-p! don’t go in the kitchen the plumber has been in there for hours and it smells really bad like -ss nectar in there.

  • Ass Stache

    the act of diving face first into your girlfriends -ss without knowing moments earlier she ripped the meanest fart. johnny went to get a his shoes on, but when he looked back he noticed his girlfriend katie laying on his bed -ss up. johnny dove face first into her -ss crack and she said “no […]

  • Asstasterrific

    a beautiful woman’s -ss that tastes terrific or looks like it would. dude, that chick from last night sat on my face and her booty was -sstasterrific!!

  • Ass Trucker

    someone who be carryin’ dat -ss everywhere dey go and have dem guys be whistlin’ and tryin’ to get some of dat big ole booty meat. sheniqua didn’t consider herself an -ss trucker until quantavious got a hard on math cl-ss and asked if he could stick his coefficient in her parenthesis.

  • Ass Wrath

    the act of falling asleep with ones window closed. throughout the night you start ripping complete -ss all the scent settles in your room and when you awake and leave the room for a wile then return you are almost knocked out from your own scent lingering in your room friend comes over in morning. […]


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