Assology
the study of the -ss proper. most men are students of this discipline.
-ssology is best studied in the summer having drinks on a patio in a high traffic zone.
also see -ssologist.
1. when i grow up i want to study -ssology.
2. do you want to go to the pub and study -ssology?
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the study of being a complete -sshole.
do you know what mr. smith teaches?
no. what?
-ssology
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