Assometer


an internal meter, usually located within female but also has been found in males, that measures the -ssholeness of someone, usually upon the first meeting.
gal: i just met the hottest guy at the bar, but my -ssometer read a “9.” run like h-ll!
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a meter measurement of the quality, and sometimes quant-ty, of a female b-tt. a meter that reads units of the 0-10 rating system.
1st. guy: “lordy! look at that fine b-tt on that woman! that will measure a nine on the -ssometer!”
2nd. guy: “it is fine indeed, but my -ssometer reads only an eight!”

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