Assortments
a term created by my mom to describe the crazy weirdos and mental people that you see on downtown city streets. you will find -ssortments in every major city. although, philadelphia seems to have a lot of them. the -ssortments like to congregate near main city streets, tourist areas, convention centers and public transportation stations.
sometimes, the -ssortments will ask you for money. other times, they walk down the streets arguing or muttering something to themselves. they are completely mental so it’s best to avoid them and not give them anything.
my mom would tell me to be careful downtown and to watch out for the -ssortments on market street.
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