asspelunker


1.) a derogatory word used inplace of h-m-s-xual. 2.) one who spelunks -sses, usually with their p-n-s.
“that bruce is one h-ll of an -sspelunker.”
a term used to insult your friend.
shut up! you -sspelunker!!

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