asspiper
take a f-cking guess.
that creepy man across the street appears to be an -sspiper.
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a very ugly person that has a pipe up there -ss. it is illegal to be an -ss piper in all 50 states but one. the one state that does allow it is alaska. but hey sarah palin is the major there so what did u expect??? an -ss piper is normally a male. with brown gay -ss emo hair. but he doesnt look very emo he just looks like a douche. most -ss pipers live in alaska because its legal. if you do happen to encounter an -ss piper just throw snow at it and it will wine and walk away if you do not have snow available just find the closest object available for throwing and throw it at the -ss piper if you follow these instructions you will be safe from the -ss piper. 🙂
the douche looking brett kid over there looks like an -ss piper we have to throw snow at him to stay safe.
the -ss piper is a douche that has a pipe up is -ss.
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