Asspiration
(n.) refers to two different posterior-related subjects:
1. motivated dreams/hopes of being permitted s-xual access to someone’s behind (i.e., “given -ss”)
2. farts (i.e., “-n-l respirations”).
one should note that such bodily expulsions (especially if they are excessively loud/odiferous) as mentioned in definition 2 may very likely have a direct and dramatic “dampening effect” on the intensity of the desirous thoughts/feelings described in definition 1. nothing turns off someone of either gender more quickly/dramatically than a humongous load of sulphur-flavored methane ejected at close range. this instantaneous negative reaction can either be an enormously vexing problem or an incredibly useful tool, depending on the circ-mstances and the wishes/intent of the wind-breaker. on the one hand, for example, if someone is trying to cause his/her romantic partner to feel happy and comfortable about bodily-sharing, he will want to make the experience as pleasant/peaceful as possible, and so any carelessly-released bubble of gas would definitely be inadvisable. if, however, one of the “lovers” is having serious doubts about the compatibility/advisability of the romantic union, his “letting one rip” can be a powerful strategy to cause the other person to quickly lose interest and flee, without either individual’s actually saying anything to discourage further lovemaking.
baked-bean-loving dude: i have –great -sspirations– every time i see a chick with a cute round b-m, but then i always drive her away with my –bodily -sspirations– that invariably seem to pop out right when we’re in the middle of humpin’.
2 more definitions
noun: a combination of the words “-ss” and “perspiration”. sweaty b-tt syndrome.
“can i take a shower dude? that long drive and my leather seats left me with a mad case of -sspiration.”
perspiration of the -ss resulting in a swamp b-tt when severe
scene: on a hot summer day
chrissy to emily “d-mn it’s hot in here, do i have -sspiration?”
emily ::looks at chrissy’s -ss:: “nope, you’re in the clear”
end scene
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