Assplosion Sundae
an extremely cruel yet hilarious prank to play on somebody, where you give them a sundae and they have diarrhea so hard it almost breaks the toilet. the sundae is made like any other sundae, except it contains crushed up laxatives and crushed up stool softeners. causing the “victim” or “target” to have very liquid, very forceful sh-ts, causing them to (sometimes) sh-t themselves.
dude 1: yo, i just gave josh an -ssplosion sundae!
dude 2: what’s that?
dude 1: just watch.
josh (eating sundae): oh sh-t, i gotta sh-t hard!! (runs towards bathroom) f-ck! i can’t hold it in! (sh-t oozes out of bottom of pants)
dude 2: dude, that’s evil, but i can’t stop laughing!
dude 1: f-ck yeah man!
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