Asspron
to be pr-nounced like apr-n, but not to be confused with edible product…like an apr-n but you put it over your -ss to ensure protection from harmful objects. useful when: sliding down hills, cooking with your -ss, visiting san francisco (because i heard there was a gay there), backing that -ss up, etc….
1.)jenny, jack, and dill made sure to wear their -sspr-ns before their night on the town.
2.)”don’t forget your -sspr-ns!”, a mother gently reminded her children before they left to catch the school bus.
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