asspundit
a political -n-lyst or other so-called learned person with particularly idiotic views.
sean hannity’s views belie a lack of general knowledge and a dearth of reason, therefore he is an -sspundit.
references both the tradition of using the word “-ss” to describe someone as a despicable person and an xkcd comic.
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