asspurren


the motorized flatulence effect, typically with resonating vibrations, gained from eating to many refried beans with your chili or similar foods.
jand: what was that sound and vibration, was it a cat?
d-ck: no i was just -sspurren after eating at the all-you-can-eat mexican buffet

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