Assquitoes
n. mosquitoes which bite you on the -ss, or around the bend.
“why are you walking like that?”
“g-dd-mn -ssquitoes were biting last night”
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- ass radar
an uncanny sense of just whose -ss you need to kiss to get ahead. as i watched from across the room her ears perked, her eyes scouting the room while her head bobbed like a bleep on a screen….her -ss radar was telling her just where she needed to plant her lips.
- Ass Stomper
a gigantic, sometimes painful fart that explodes out of your -sshole. this act will often be performed in the face of an unsuspecting victim. i had taco bell last night and had the -ss stomper of my life. i thought i ripped my -sshole.
- ass tortilla
the art of waking up after sleeping off a long night or day of b-lls deep consensual s-x and then spreading your ladys -ss cheeks wide and tongue f-cking and sucking her -sshole. me and my girl f-cked for hours. we finally p-ssed out and slept for who knows how long. when i woke up, […]
- discombobulation
totaly screwed up either physically or mentaly mommy said i had issues but i knew i was just discombobulated the act of the molecular structure of a human (for arguments sake) being taken apart at an atomical level, and put back together into a different order by the act of recombobulation. also a cool word […]
- disjoint
what a rasta mon be smokin ‘ey mon come take a hit of disjoint