assrod
one who is in the continual state of having a stick up their -ss; one who is such a tight -ss as to have become the stick up others’ -sses; one who is exceptionally uptight, exacting, pretentious
all the kids in my cl-ss are so pretentious. today in cl-ss they were all worked up over that -ssrod, jacques derrida.
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alex rodriguez, “a-rod”
-ss-rod is a pansy and used to be jeter’s lover.
alex rodriguez of the new york yank-these poking his -ss like a pin cushion with performance-enhancing drugs.
man, i ain’t like a kid anymore slapping b-lls over the wall. think i need to do the -ss rod thing.
-ss rod; n. -a curse that happens if you work in wendy’s for too long. in theory, the -ss-rod starts off rubbery, growing slowly in your intestine, feeding off of discount wendy’s grease/food. as time goes on, the rod becomes longer, straighter, more rigid, until it starts poking out your -sshole. men are more likely to develop -ss rod than women. -ss rod can take years to grow from pupa to rod.
anyone suffering from -ss rod is in a lot of pain, and will therefore be a real f-cking tw-t towards you.
— from what i hear, it’s very uncomfortable. —
‘is it true domenic has a severe case of -ss rod?’ ‘no, he’s just a b-tch.’
a word derived from “-ss wad” mistaken by laur for -ss wad a rod inserted into the -ss.
veriation of -ss hole
they are being gay -ss rods
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