assswamp


the puddle created on a porous surface while wearing sweaty clothes.
bill – hey bob, why are you standing up? that chair is empty.
bob – larry just used that chair after his run. i’m not sitting in his -ssswamp.
bill – good call. larry ruins everything.

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