asstabulous


an expression of admiration for the backside of another individual.

can also be used in reference to a member of the entertainment industry when the only notable thing about a performance was said backside.
jessica alba was -sstabulous in “into the blue”

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    a one legged man wh-r- who m-st-rb-t-s other men in their -sshole’s! and/or any man who uses another mans -ss to m-st-rb-t-. me: hey john stop being an -ssterbater you gay f-ck!:) kevin: no f-ck that, i like it when he uses me to -ssterbate. me: yall better calm down with that sh-t!

  • asstrocity

    an obese person’s -ss- usually includes folds, wrinkles, and acne along with the fat on the beach: “hey, look at that -sstrocity over there. someone should tell her to wrap a tarp over that thing

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    when having s-x the female turns out to be a sadomasicist, and begins beating herself about the face with her clinched fist. dude, i was doing the dirty with this sl-t last night, and she cominced giving herself a standing 8 count.

  • Asternithin

    transitive verb 1: to drive or punish one’s -ss by whipping; but without the force necessary to fully regret the act. 2: atonement in a half -ssed way mary: “did you hear what brad did to angelina?” genivieve: “no, but i bet he’ll asternithin himself to get back with her!” sarah: “oh my god! did […]

  • Asthmatic-Hitler

    when a girl is giving you f-ll-t–, and you put her in a leg lock so she begins to choke on your p-n-s. while stuck, you take two fingers and smear p–p on her upper lip, giving her a hitler moustache. when you release her she will be wheezing on the ground with said moustache, […]


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