asstaffy
waxy sh-t consistency caused by constipation and the ingesting of large amounts of candy corn, twizzlers, peeps, and egg-nog; also caused by one shoving to many sugar babies up the r-ct-m
i have placed a 14″ long log of -sstaffy on a paper plate and set it upon mrs. hernandez’s desk….i am nervous and it is my sincerest hope that i ace my espanol final…..she is the only thing standing between my and acceptance to community college….fiesta time!
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the sticky feeling in your -ss after you have just wiped.
after i was finished taking a sh-t, i wiped my -ss thoroughly, but still had the feeling of -ss taffy.
-ss taffy is just another word for sh-t. its inspiration was the d4l song “laffy taffy.”
“so, i was about to give her head. but when i pull off her underwear, they’re filled with -ss taffy.”
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