asstard
not just an -ss, not just a r-t-rd. and -sstard
dmi is a silly russian -sstard.
a male who goes around causing unnecessary drama, usually involving younger girls, particularly freshmen. as a self-proclaimed “ladies man (see definition 3,” an -sstard typically spends a superfluous amount of time attempting to make himself look good for his company. this includes ridiculously expensive boy perfume, several cans of axe(tm) deodorant, and driving a “tough” car without any regard to safety. (see car accident.) additionally, an -sstard tends to attempt to flatter other men and “impress” them with his own perceived “strength/coolness.” not only is this ineffective and hilarious, it also puts an -sstard’s s-xuality into intense scrutiny. this is compounded by the fact that -sstards are usually caught creeping and staring at younger men in bathrooms.
prima: who’s that junior who only hangs out with freshmen?
secunda: who, him? oh that’s just -sstard, that’s just how he rolls.
prima: haha, what a tool.
an -sstard is the synthesis of -sshole and r-t-rd
what you get when you cross an -sshat with a f-cktard.
get a load of what this -sstard did.
blend of -sshole and r-t-rd. can be used in place of or in conjunction with rehole.
“you stupid -sstard!”
looks like an -ss and has the mentality of a tard, or vise versa
kk kl -ss tard
a r-t-rded person whose head can be found protruding from their r-ct-m
you like creed, you’re an -sstard.
someone who is both r-t-rded and an -sshole.
that meteorite dude is a total -sstard.
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