assterbater
a one legged man wh-r- who m-st-rb-t-s other men in their -sshole’s! and/or any man who uses another mans -ss to m-st-rb-t-.
me: hey john stop being an -ssterbater you gay f-ck!:)
kevin: no f-ck that, i like it when he uses me to -ssterbate.
me: yall better calm down with that sh-t!
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