asstistic
‘-ss-tist-ik’. noun. a statistic that is ‘pulled out of one’s -ss’, or made to sound valid but is actually made up.
‘-sstistical’ and ‘-sstistically’ are the adjective and adverbial forms respectively.
bob: i read about some college did a study that found when monkeys were given marijuana they learned to solve puzzles faster than the ones that weren’t.
fred: what college was that – -sstistic university?
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