asstits


when a woman with a large -ss wears lowrise jeans causing her large cheeks to resemble a pair of t-tties.
man that b-tch has some huge -sst-ts!
an -sst-t, is an overgrown piece of nipple found on or near the crack.
omg! i have an -sst-t growing inside my b-tthole!
1.an -ss that closlet resembles t-ts
2.use it randomly or for every reason mad happy etc.
1.that guy has -ss t-ts
2. you make a shot in basketball then you say -ss t-ts
having nipples on your -ss.

or

to be an -sst-t (to suck)
“yo’ man, he has -sst-ts.”

“you are an -sst-t.”
two huge t-ts that aren’t perky at all. gravity has done it’s toll on these t-tties. usually you would think that big t-ts would be good, but not these t-ts, these t-ts are -ss t-ts. they resemble an -ss on a womans chest, and you can’t help but wait for an excretion of methane gas from said womans -ss t-t cleavage.
the woman fell down the stairs breaking her neck. thank g-d, because she had terrible ugly -ss t-ts.
saggy -ss cheeks that might have nipples
wow look at that fat guy’s -ss t-ts!!
mis-spelling of “aztec”. can be used intentionally, as an insult towards the aztec people or someone named aztec.
“c’mon man, let’s get to -sst-t!”

“yo, what’s up, -sst-t?”

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