asstmer
term used to describe an -ss who gloats about being the “master” of some skill or game.
ralph: dude, i just owned you in that game of pokemon! you will never beat me. i am the master!
mark: i have to hand it to you, ralph, you are a true -sstmer indeed! now get the h-ll out of my house before i pound your b-tt . . . but leave your chickorita card. she rocks!
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