asstracted


when a person is interrupted or distracted by a nice -ss.
his friend stopped mid sentence, completely -sstracted by the honey’s booty.

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  • Asstimate

    1. to form a totally uneducated guess, judgment, or opinion regarding the worth, amount, size, weight, etc., of; guess without any clue: to totally pull the numbers out of your -ss. 2. to form a totally clueless opinion of; judge with your -ss. –verb (used without object) 3. to make an -sstimate. 4. to judge […]

  • Assulator

    what someone’s -ss gets renamed when they interpret a broad range of abstract and difficult to -n-lyze data to calculate an accurate result quickly without much apparent effort. he just pulls a number out of his -ss and he gets the correct answer. that’s an incredible -ssulator he has.

  • ass warrior

    a f-g!!! one who fights for the -ss. big tim: “you think you can out drink me?” josh: “f-ck yeah” big tim: “you’re such an -ss warrior, d-mn”

  • Astro flyer

    astro flyer is the act of getting stuck inside of someone during -n-l loving. i was b-tt f-ckin’ this girl last night and i got stuck! so she pulled an astro flyer and i was home free.

  • astronomer

    someone who does it all night. girl #1: i met this guy friday night and we went at it until sunrise. girl #2: he must have been an astronomer. 1 more definition add your own a scientist who studies stars and other objects in the sky. astronomer


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